Monday, April 27, 2009

Our Veep

Our veep. Said reverently, of course.

Well, maybe.

I remember when he made that good-ol'-boy presentation during the campaign about what a great shooter he was. I think he said, referring to his campaign partner, "He better not mess with my Berettas!" What a guy! Just like us. One of the gang! I'm touched. Have another beer, Joe!

I believe it was John Nance Garner who said the vice-presidency isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.

Any questions?


EcoRover said...

Let's send Cheney and Biden hunting together.

Rio Arriba said...

Let's also take up a collection so Dick can swap that 28-gauge with a punt gun.

Anonymous said...

Biden is a truly dangerous individual, because he's one of those very stupid people who doesn't realize he is stupid.

"I divide officers into four classes -- the clever, the lazy, the stupid and the industrious. Each officer possesses at least two of these qualities. Those who are clever and industrious are fitted for the high staff appointments. Use can be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy is fit for the very highest commands. He has the temperament and the requisite nerves to deal with all situations. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be removed immediately." - Attributed, circa 1933; General Baron Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord