The other day I walked into a remote medieval monastic site and as I passed a farmhouse this fella jumped the fence and came along with me. Actually showed me the best path up to the place. I just happened to have some dog biscuits back at the car so he got his reward on the way back, then jumped the fence again and went home. I think I'll leave the trousers I was wearing unwashed to give my dogs back home a treat.
So that's why men avoid housework!
16 hours ago